Rubber-Lovers Screwed!

For the fourth sELECTIONs® car of 2008 — the Open Fire®— the Hot Wheels® Collectors.com's Red Line Club® is offering the choice of the following 4 wheel types.

We had to pull this image out of our butts, and stimulate our own pixels by hand. If we raped their page for the real image, we've been told the HotWheelsCollectors.com Terms & Agreements would feel all violated. And we believe in using protection!

This lack of a pro-choice candidate demonstrates the farce that the RLC® polls have become. But we've got you covered! To appease the Real Riders™ fans in light of the recent sELECTIONs® injustice, the Blue Real Riders Club™ is offering up a special "feel-good" product line for our members.

Thanks to a purchasing agreement with Alan at Crum Packing in Littleton, CO, we're able to bring you the exclusive BRR™ Club Condoms! Now you can have safe sex that looks and feels like the real thing!

This is a great way for you Real Riders™ lovers to share your rubber-clad Purple Passion® with that "someone special"!

Coming in four styles:

• For the fastest metal car collectors in the world— The Five-Stroke Redline, in Race Team Blue.


• For the heavyweights— The Deep Dish magnum, available only in Midnight Blue


• For those that want a little extra spice— The Firestone (with heated lubricant) in Ice Blue


• For those facing a wild bumpy ride— The Baja (with "knobby tread" for her pleasure) in Blue Steel Gunmetal

Each of these four unique styles will be made available by the six-pack, and slid deep inside special clamshells featuring artwork by our own Otto Kuhnti! Priced at $14.95 (plus slipping & handling), and available for a limited time only, we don't expect these to last very long!

Blue Balls Free With Every Order!

Blue Real Riders Club™ Dryer Balls are a must-have for doin' it in the laundry room!

Hot Wheels™ cars may taste good, but we issued this release in poor taste. So we're raising the ante with these balls!

Constructed from PVC plastic to withstand high heat, they lift and separate laundry, allowing hot air to flow more efficiently. The unique soft rubber material actually reduces static, eliminating the need for dryer sheets.

Just toss your balls in with your wet things, and the specially-designed tips massage the fibers in your clothes—opening them up and making them soft and fluffy without the use of chemicals.

Best of all, they're durable! With this simple design, after you've finished off one load, they're immediately ready to go again! Safe for all fabrics, including the BRR™ Club T-shirts available in our Shop!