Real Riders 25th Anniversary Crystal Cobra
The Custom Oddo was handcrafted by artisans at the New SouthPark Order, to celebrate its own ten-year anniversary. The car was made to commemorate
the very first blue Real Riders® vehicle released in 1983, the Classic Cobra.
nSPo Approved Torture
Our own Beatnik Gremlin has obtained graphic photographs showing the torture and abuse of imprisoned Hot Wheels cars
by the Blue Real Riders® Club, and reports on the admission that the New SouthPark Order approved the use of
"advanced interrogation techniques" on Hot Wheels detainees.
September Sale Abrasions
Three years after Hurricane Katrina caused so much death and destruction, New Orleans was flooded again — this time with Blue Real Riders® Club members
who poured into the city to help us celebrate the milestone twenty-five years of rubber!
BRR® Club Supper Selections
As on-the-go consumers race down the orange track of modern life, the BRR® Club's new frozen
dinners are a natural fit. Now, with little effort, you can enjoy a delicious meal in no time. From Race Team Mustangs to Baitenswitch 'Cudas, you can always count on the BRR® Club to provide
consistently good taste at a great value.
Studies Confirm Diecast Dangers
From lapis paint to poisonous zamac, a newly-released series of White Papers from the
New SouthPark Order uncovers the hidden dangers of
Blue Real Riders® Club cars, and the grave repercussions they
pose to the redliner community.
Members Choice® Polls Open
It's time to get our Members Choice® Polls rolling! All you have
to do is look over the selections and vote for the ones you'd most like to see us make!
There are four polls... please remember to vote in each.
Whimsicle® Wasilla Weekend
The second annual Blue Real Riders® Club event was a
wild Whimsicle Wasilla wingding weekend. The women and the wheels may have been hot, but the Whimsicle frozen treats were
as cold as the tundra— cold enough to make us say BRR®!
Introducing Beatnik Gremlin
During the second RLC® sELECTIONs® poll of 2009, members narrowed a field of eight redline-era
favorites down to two contenders— the Beatnik Bandit and
the Gremlin Grinder. A heated debate ensued between factions extolling the virtues of both the Beatnik and the Gremlin.
From the mêlée, our newest collaborater emerged.