Morbid Motors™ Series #4

The Morbid Motors made their debut right here on the Blue Real Riders™ website a few months back and we're just now recovering from the initial shock. Now, if you're brave enough, the fourth car in the series can be seen in person when it goes on sale April 10th exclusively to BRR Club™ members.

Please welcome— and hang on to something— Sam Kinison's 1989 Turbo Trans Am!

"Everyone's got some kind of collectible that went through our lives and made it hell. Because everyone's had one— you, me, nobody likes to lose. And you know it's out there, laughing at you, I dont care if it was last week or third grade, something broke your budget; what was its na-a-a-ame?"

Well, it won't be this wild thing! This one's only $16.95 plus S&H (shipping & fondling)!

For a brief period in 1989, the Turbo T/A was the fastest production car in the world. This Firebird could fly! And it's gonna fly out of here when we release it Friday night! Sam's car wears an oversized coat of our exclusive ultra hot Perma Frost™ enamel, lace shoes, and authentic EX REV license plate deco! We're limiting the offer to one car per BRR™ membership... 'cause one is all we can handle! This loud and obnoxious car is available on a first-come, first-served basis only while supplies last.

"If you miss this sale, we'll never forgive you! How will you live with yourself? You never loved us! You used us! Why didn't you tell us you were a demon from hell? You deserve the scalpers you're gonna meet, you loser! Railroad bums, transients, out-of-work guys— Guys that are gonna use you like you used us! Guys that are gonna take Hunts off of your shelves and crawl out a window! Oh! Ohhhhhhhh!!"